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When a really hot girl walks past and you don't know who she is say 'hey lisa' and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn't actually lisa then you say 'oh I thaught you were that girl that was angry because I didn't call her ' this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! Yeah buddy
Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.
Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA TODAY?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!
That one girl and friend who everyone knows because she’s talks to everyone and is really nice. She has big boobs and is a digi dyke and peope do crake jokes about her sometimes she is still loved all around.
“Bro she is definitely a lisa that’s why she’s such a big ball of sunshine”
Of all the people I know Lisa the one to whom I would give the name Phoenix.
Of all the people I know I think Lisa's smile is the brightest. Her smile lights the space and the lives of those around her and expresses a flame inside that is fueled by love contentment and desire.
Lisa is full of light and fire and like the Phoenix she rises from the ashes and inspires hope.
Lisa got a new job, with benefits, like a G
#resilient
Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job
One who has great firm tits and is a freak in the bed.
That girl is such a Lisa. Wish my wife was a Lisa!
Lisa, The best girl on the earth , the most loving and caring person you will ever meet. i love you so much :D
think about you every day of my life you are the bestest girl ever. i love you babe the pig forever
xxxx love kermit the frog