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A même that's been circulating because some pussy ass imposter pizza delivery lookin ass soccer mom mother fuckin willy wonk- Jeffree Star's cousin plastic surgery lookin bitch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, Rodrick Heffley.
*2036*
"Diary of a wimpy kid you say? Which one?"
"The one from 2017"
Oh bitch no that's not my rodrick
Nyc slang for my friend or my day one of my nigga
“ you know jay?”
Yeah that’s my muddyyy ftyb
To be someone’s everything, the reason someone smiles, their favorite person
Jess is my yellow, I love her so much.
My yellow basically means “your person”, someone who makes you happy and who you cherish
friend: “hey do you know Britney?”
you: “ yeah she’s my yellow”
friend: “ what’s yellow?”
you: “someone who’s makes you happy”
A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.
"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)
It's the firsrt thing i say to my black friend when i see him after a couple months.
my enword! what you been up to?
A time in your life in which you loved soo much you wish you could go back and re-live it
“prom night was my November, everything was perfect.”