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scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 19, 2021


Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy April 01, 2023


Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.

Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!

by Blazer1752 February 26, 2020


Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.

I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter

by TEEBITCH August 03, 2020


Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".

Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022


Scattere

An Italian word that means scattered brain (pronounced scatter-ray)

I am so scattere about this homework!

by Fathomium November 21, 2021


Scattere

An Italian word the means scatterbrained.
Pronounced Scatter-ray.

I am so Scattere today it isn't even funny, Becky.

by Jade DragonStone November 21, 2021