shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

shoop

when one performs a movement to avoid another person and embarass them at the same time

Wes Welker was able to shoop 10 men in one play.

shoop

A person of female gender residing in areas west of the Mississippi River. Defined by uncharacteristic style and unique actions.

Andreas: Hey look! There is a SHOOP!!!
Nathan: Wow, you are correct. I bet she is from Missouri.

shoop

When you take a shit before you shower.

I came home from work, and killed things at once, a shit and shower, aka Shoop.

shoop and goop

To divorce amicably, a “conscious separation” but with the satisfaction of launching a successful entrepreneurial venture after the fact (or making any money at all), and therefore not needing to share the profits.

Knowing the idea was going to be a success, she made a cold play: she pulled a shoop and goop and got out quickly.

shoop

shooped/shooping

To put something in ones own pocket without being noticed.

I totally shooped a 320gb Portable hard drive from Wal-Mart

Brad Shoop

A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.

Man 1: Hey you! go do that.
Brad Shoop: no u.