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a prostitute with crooked teeth
that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick
A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?
Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
The act turning a female clockwise on the male phallus whilst she is being ravaged anally.
Denise was walking like a penguin for a whole week.. I guess the booty blender was too much for her...
That one jackass who ruins all the fun!
"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"
When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both
“Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”
A Thrill Blender is an adrenaline junky who likes to mix up the excitement and entertainment in their life.
Bro, if you're skydiving at 8am, longboarding at 12pm, base jumping by 6pm, and by midnight you're out partying then your definitely a thrill blender.
Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.
Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!