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Emily Bloom

The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.

1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!

by EmilyBloomLover September 14, 2019


blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020


• blooming izumi •

A bakudeku gacha club creator on YouTube. They blew up from a single video.

blooming izumi • is my favorite bakudeku content creator!

by Zukubear May 10, 2021


north bloom

a musician who is stinky but makes pretty epic songs

Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky

by marnis September 17, 2020


A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 18, 2019


Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.

Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.

by Sephirion/Taeron April 24, 2011


winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter

yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)

by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017