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lips that are stuck out like a duck, usualy from too much dick sucking, causing your lips to cramp and stay frozen in a dick sucking position.
"Damn girl, you'll have to wait till you lose that blowers cramp before you'll be able to whistle again."
You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.
Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.
A girl sucking your dick and than you ejaculate in her mouth while she is sucking. The girl swallows the cum.
A man so retarded they would blow daisys' not a dandelion.
"President Trump is such a daisy blower, he told everyone to drink bleach." - Obama said