Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.
Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...
Taking a Chipotle shit while getting head
I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .
The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter
"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."
it is a special concoction of hard alcohol that is clear and looks like water mixed into a empty bottle of the Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop.
Yo pass me that bottle of Blumkin juice I'm trying to get drunk
a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer
yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole
"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole
its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie
To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump
While your grandma was cleaning her teeth she gave me an epic gummy blumkin.
same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...