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B.A. Blumkin

Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.

Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...

by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009


blumkin spice

Taking a Chipotle shit while getting head

I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .

by b143j February 15, 2016


Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 25, 2025


blumkin juice

it is a special concoction of hard alcohol that is clear and looks like water mixed into a empty bottle of the Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop.

Yo pass me that bottle of Blumkin juice I'm trying to get drunk

by Real10374 February 05, 2025


blumkin juice

a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer

yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie

by blumkin juice bartender February 06, 2025


Gummy Blumkin

To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump

While your grandma was cleaning her teeth she gave me an epic gummy blumkin.

by Frantic shan March 07, 2010


kuntry blumkin

same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...

sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...

by the human tripod March 15, 2012