redundant answer to an obfuscated question
"What's the meaning of it all?"
"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"
used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles
" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "
the male version of shaking ur lettuce
"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"
Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!
1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.
Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question