A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.
Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooch cough came out.
Part of a female's body seen when her jeans, short shorts, skirt, etc. is worn so low that she might as well be showing everyone her lady parts. This girl is almost assured to be a slut, and could only show this more by holding a bottle of Jager, giving a dude a handjob, and saying "I am so drunk right now," all at the same time.
Kevin: Wow, did you see that girl with the short shorts?
Sean: Yeah, they were so low she was showing off her cooch cleavage.
shaven vaginal area often seen in porn that looks as if its been soaking in cherry Koolaid; cooch exibiting extreme redness.
That is some nasty koolaid cooch in that picture.
When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.
Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.
noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).
synonym: queefshit.
With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.