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The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.
I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.
(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.
I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.
When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"
"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"
"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
when somebody goes radio silent for an extent period of time to reflect on their depression
Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation
The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
FRIENDSHIP HIBERNATION is when you avoid being with friends for a long period of time especially when you want to find peace for yourself or explore things on your own
Im in a friendship hibernation right now.