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A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.
To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.
A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
A man’s shaft that has been mauled by a dog
Have you seen the mangled
When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder
My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat
Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.
Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.
A disease you contract from rubbing your genitals or any private bodily opening on a dirty floor, street or surface
She slid across the floor naked and rubbed her pussy on the dirty floor, she got mangles from it, that sucks!