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Brock Lesnar Schedule

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.

Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.

by Egadgo November 23, 2022


dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020


Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.

“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.

by Naeno April 15, 2025


schedule bombing

When one doctor puts or adds him or herself as a patient to another doctors already booked schedule last minute .
It can also be used when one doctor adds a random patient to another doctors already booked schedule with short or no notice .

It can be applied to other professions as well whereby a colleague calls in a favor and adds oneself or a another person they know to a fully booked work day schedule . Example : attorney or talent agent .

Good morning Dr. Jones , This is Dr. Jim Smith and I'm sorry to be schedule bombing you like this but I think I just broke my nose playing basketball at the gym and I really need you to take a look at it today and tell me what you think.

by Dr Doolittle December 07, 2016


Robe Schedule

A particularly work schedule defined by a high degree of remote/telecommuting, flex time, and having considerably fewer working hours than the universally accepted 40-hour work week. The name comes from workers generally wearing (bath) robes during their working hours, since they're often conducting business from home.

Popularized mostly by developers, writers, and other professionals who are able to work remotely and do not require to be physically present in order to do their jobs, and who also generally produce no more than 4-5 hours of creative work per day.

Famous examples of people on the Robe Schedule include: Stephen King, Hugh Hefner, Tim Ferris, and several others.

Edward's performance has clearly improved since hopping on a robe schedule last year.

I dream of the day when I can get on a robe schedule and stop going to these endless, pointless meetings!

by Snedward March 15, 2019


National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022


The Schedule

DC Schedule

Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone

Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30

Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am

Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club

Person X: Whats the plan for tonight?
Person Y: Look at The Schedule
Person X: Shadow it is

by Jaghi December 12, 2013