A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!
Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.
Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"
did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?
When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them
When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter
a gay person. doing another gay person, up his "donut hole"
"So.. what were you doing this weekend."
"Screwing my bf up the ass."
"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."
when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.
Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks
I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.