Random
Source Code
Random
Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.
Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum
Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...
noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer
Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.
He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer
Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
A technically savvy trans woman.
"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."
"Real programmers wear programming socks."
"She wears the socks of a real programmer."