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A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.
Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?
A coin of the near future with ample supply for the world this will be the world's trading currency for goods and services once people once people realize money is just a tool of trade and part of the slavery system Bitcoin will back it with gold for those who believe gold has a value expect this to hit 1.00 by 1-20-2023
I'm sure glad I bought $20.00 of DogeElon Mars while it was cheap before the crypto market takes off
National UwU day, the officially recognized day of UwU
Dude, it's Mar 25! It's National UwU day!
The street term for "medical marijuana".
James: Hey bro, you wanna head down to the dispensary to pick up some more "med mar"?
Matt: Yeah man. Great idea! I'm almost out of "med mar" and my glaucoma is pretty bad.