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A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom
Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
when you have sexual relations with your partners
i was lampin, then she came over so we was group lampin
the beans have arrived, they are hungry
Run from THE GROUP
The most bad ass mother fuckers to have ever walked the face of the earth. They are usually loctaed in Scituate MA. Despite popular belief Scituate is not a ass hole town full of sluts. We are full of stoners, but due to a small amount of girls opening their legs, all girls are included in this group. The Group is a well known group in the town, and a little further out also. They are made up of different parts. There is the inner circle, also known as the brotherhood, which consists of Alex, Bubba, Cullen, Christian, Eddie, Erik, Greg, Mouse, O'Neil, Peaches, Reape, Philli the KEEEED, and Tom. Then there is the outer circle which has way to many people to count. Our main activities are smoking (things...), drinking drinks..., COD, Basketball, and alot of other things. Thats all you get to know because obviously if your reading this your not very important. Fuck you.
the group is Alex Cebulski, Ana Alatorre, Victoria Maple and Jami Balais. people are scared to talk to them bc they are the most relevant group in 7th. they also think they the shit even tho they are. period. everyone be scared to go up to them cause everyone thinks Ana hates everyone and Alex Cebulski will press you till you cry. Victoria Maple will them drag your ass to the mother fucking ground. And Jami Balais will roast you till you go snitch. Yeah bitch they scary. Periodt.
oh fuck no it’s the group i’m so scared to talk to them they are so relevant bitch what the fuck