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1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.
"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."
"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."
Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes
bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night
When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.
“I total sour-patched your mom.”
To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after
I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days