The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!
A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer
Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.
Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.
See this months Computer Shopper Letters?
NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!
When something is the best.
When something makes a lot of sense.
This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.
Man that film you made sure is computed.
That dude over there computed the rock history test.
Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem