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The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.
this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.
The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.
Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.
A girl or woman who has gone through puberty
Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam
When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
Micheal harsch enjoys the bannana split.
when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown
I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.
when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs