meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.

1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

He has no idea what he's talking about
Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

Forest Logic

Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.

Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.

Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.

I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

Bunny Logic

Pronounced: bunn-eeh-loh-jik

A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.

Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.

Friend: "I can't fix this weird issue. Every time I follow the steps online to resolve it, the issue is still there & I am back to square one..."

Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."

Friend: *demonstrates issue*

Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."

Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"

Bunny: "Bunny Logic"

Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*