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When someone named Robert sticks their fingers in the anus of an unsuspecting victim, and leads them around like a puppet while spitting tobacco juice on the back of their head…Used to establish dominance or create humiliation
‘Help I’m getting robbed!’
‘She lost all respect for her husband when she found out another man robbed him.’
Something people named Alex wonder as they’re having a stroke
As the smell of toast overwhelmed him, alex wondered “how do I get got saw?”
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>
putting an ice cube in your vagina
Getting eskimoed last night was great but I was freezing.
Sudden and unexpected rain interrupting an otherwise beautiful day
We enjoyed the hike until we realized we were about to get madeirad.
juking multiple people in madden really bad and embarrassing your opponent
bro i was getting sticky on madden yesterday
It’s basically getting rick rolled, but it’s Kris Jenner singing and dancing along to Lady Marmalade
*get krissed
gichee gichee yah yah dah dahhh