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on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.
“i shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”
The act of sucking yourself off if you're a male, The act of eating youself out if you're a female
guy 1: dude i tried so hard to get laid at the club last night but i was just too drunk
guy 2: really?what did you do when you got back home then? You had all night reserved at the hotel.
guy 1: i just went back to the hotel, lit some candles, dimmed the lights and 9 or 6ed myself all night
guy 2: dude if you took a drink of my soda after that i swear to god i will kill you
Shiii today’s September 6 th, it’s cut your ex’s dick off day
No offence but they are a bunch of Apricot of a human-being who are way full of themselves.
Damn those year 6 kids are being gay again what a surprise
You are a really popular and you will have a good life
Oh cool it’s Kaleigh I heard she has a really good life and is popular because she was born on December 6
you were born on this day you are a mother of two little boys
look at that mother. she must be born on february 6