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making ur girlfriend pregnant in a car while ur cheating on her
man he just pulled a cody but his girlfriend got a aborction
I have been in love with my ex for a year but he treats me like shit so I’m gonna be dumb and not like someone who really likes me and is really hot
From the TV series Criminal Minds, “pulling an emily” means faking your death and coming back after an amount of time. This is because in season 7, Emily Prentiss faked her death because of the danger she was in because of Ian Doyle. She came back after the danger had passed. While the TV show had her fake her death because of danger, the context this is used in is usually just a way to get out of relationships or embarrassing situations.
“I’m boutta pull an Emily if he does that again.”
“She’s pulling an Emily!”
Coming home shitfaced from a party/bar to your sleeping girlfriend, laying over her and proceeding to go throw up twice.
*comes to bar*
“Hey man my girlfriend is waiting for me at home. I think I might be pulling a Zdibor tonight.”
"He's totally pulling shiesty on me." For example, someone who rips you off or is skimping you out of something.
to pull a webjunky:
1.) to have a lack of accuracy or skill in any FPS
2.) to host a game with a shittey connection over XBOX live
3.) to have the worst music collection, including William Shatner songs
4.) to speak like a man-whore
WILLIAM SHATNER, you pulled a webjunky, you FAG!
To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.
Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.