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computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015


computer studies

A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers

"Did i miss much at work today?"

"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"

"...Sweet"

by Crazydude165 January 13, 2014


teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021


Unwashed Computer Specialist's

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.

Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.

by YES69201234 November 01, 2023


Mobile Computer

What mobile devices are.

Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.

by but for July 30, 2021


Fuckass Computer

A name for Emils bitch ass computer.

Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer

Dilo: Yea lets burn it

by 4372912938 April 26, 2021


Computer Cut

A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut

What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.

by Seattlespy June 01, 2022