WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers
"Did i miss much at work today?"
"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"
"...Sweet"
A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.
Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.
What mobile devices are.
Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.
A name for Emils bitch ass computer.
Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer
Dilo: Yea lets burn it
A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut
What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.