Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon
Faggot patch
When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.
Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.
A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.
I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days
Collective noun for quilters
Three or more quilters getting together to quilt or discuss quilting is known as a Patch of Quilters.
The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
I had bad gas at the grocery store today. A man kept following me, taking deed whiffs. He must be a real Bappy Patch!