3-eyed turtle

A penis in every main orifice (mouth, pussy, anus)

We gave her the 3 eyed turtle.

3-eyed turtle

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

3-eyed turtle

A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.

Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?

A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'