A Tom

A Tom is Norwegian slang for a paedophile. They usually have up to 25 kids in his basement at any one time and will show their cock to a man at any possibility. They usually reside in an attic and work 10 to 15 hours a day, more than likely ignoring friends. They play sports games like madden, fifa, NBA etc but are never good at them. They usually have a large god complex.

Man that guy really is a Tom.

Bill Cosby is a Tom

A Tom

Something that hurts you but you like it anyways.

"Anal is such a Tom"

A Tom

A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.

Tom: Ohhh What ya got over there
Drinker: A Tom
Tom: Oh I see now! HAHAHEHEHAHEHE

tom-tom

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

Tom Tom

A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.

"We've got tom toms over here, bigger than a monster." -Nicki Minaj

Tom Tom

A skinny white male with a large penis capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.

Dammit Tom Tom

tomming

Tomming is a phrase used to describe someone who is indulging in prostitution, i.e being a tom.

have you been tomming?