ARGHssimilations!

assimilation: the act of assimilating or the state of being assimilated: to incorporate or absorb knowledge into the mind.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHssimilations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about assimilations.

"ARGHssimilations!" - says a pirate