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Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass
any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.
Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.
April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her
Boy: what’s today
Girl: April 9 my birthday
Boy: oh shoot
National nap day just take a nap
Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9
The day where you can ask out your crush
Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend
Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why
Stephan: It’s April 9
People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.
Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.