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When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.
We love to play ass touch on the weekends.
(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.
A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass
It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS
It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅
Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th
Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day
Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
Slapping your own ass to draw attention.
Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass