Bridy: I feel one coming!
Will: What's that?
Bridy: A BHS!
Will: CODE BROWN
Acronym used in texting for "Be Home Soon".
Wife's text: Where the fuck r u??!!
Husband's reply text: Buying you flowers. BHS :)
Wife's text: WTF??? It's 3 AM
Husband's text: Fine, I'm not buying you flowers. Actually, I'm in the drunk tank.
Baruch Hashem, meaning thank G-d in Hebrew.
I woke up this morning BH, and noticed there was something different.
Person A - Hi
Person B - Hi,bh
Person A - awwwwwww, bh to you too