CPD

Calorie per dollar

This burger costs 5 bucks and has 500 calories. So it has a CPD of 100

CPD

Crackhead personality disorder

a person: laughs at nothing for 5 minutes
another person: “they have CPD”

CPD

Compulsive Procrastination Disorder ( CPD ) - is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. The diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.

*Phone Rings*
Guy 1: " Hello "
Caller: "hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? "
Guy 1: " uh... sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub"
Caller: "Dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. CPD is not cool man, not cool."

CPD

Crazy Poop Drunk. The state of being drunk to the point of crazy poopness.

Frank: what do you wanna do tonight?
Joe: Lets get CPD!

#cpd

Used on Facebook as a hashtag to indicate that the posted content was copied from another source. Can be used sometimes to avoid possible criticism.

Britanny on Facebook:

I think that gay sex is wrong.
#cpd

CPD

This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)

"Oh shit, nigga put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, CPD comin' driving towards us.

CPDs

The multiple instances of the California Police Department.

I managed to escape one, but the rest of the CPDs were able to track me down.