Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.
Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.
Short for "Captain"
Can be accompanied with Awesome.
Crunchitize me, Cap'n!
The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
Dude one: Bro, that girl we met at the party was topping me off in the bathroom
Dude two: You cap'n
Dude two: Nah deadass
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.
"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."