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A person who likes admires ceilings.
Person 1: I love ceilings
Person 2: So you're a ceiling fan.
The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly
I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up
A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.
I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell
A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan
"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"
When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.
Boy: Everytime i walk into my house after school, my mom is playing with the ceiling fan, but i can never figure out how to turn it off...
A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.
Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan