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chug monkey

a woman who is always so drunk and stupid one would think she literally has the brainpan of a primate.

meesh is such a fucking chug monkey. how can a woman always be as drunk and stupid as her.

by less indifference April 02, 2006


Butt Chug Monkey

A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.

Do not feed the Butt Chug Monkey

by XMC7991 September 23, 2016


Monkey Chug

To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.

My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!

I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.

by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009


monkey chug

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

by Lench Mob December 12, 2006