COL

Chortles Out Loudly - Minh + Claire creation. *Natalie Tran - Community Channel Inspired*

Minh: Yo mamma is soo fat she paints her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Claire: Yo mamma is soo fat she ate the paint roller!
Minh: COL!
Claire: COL!

COL

Crying out loud

OR

For Christ's sake

Lazy dude: Can you turn off the TV?

Girlfriend: For Col crying out loud its right next to you.

Lazy dude: Oh, can you turn it off?

Col

Short for Lavacol, a brand of rubbing alcohol used for inexpensive intoxication by Sioux Indians in South Dakota

Hey two bulls, got any col, man?

Col

It has the same meaning as "cool" but it is easier, faster and less of a bother type.

"That fun fact is very col."

col

No-one is entirely sure who or what col is, therefore this is expressed by people in a number of ways. Does anyone know who col is? We seek the truth.

1. "whos col?"
2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"
3. "wtf is col?"
4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"

COL

Similar in context as the internet abbreviation 'lol', but this time standing for 'Clap Out Loud'. This is the act of clapping hysterically while laughing.

Miles: Why did the chicken cross the road?

David: Oh Jesus not another chicken joke.

Miles: It didn't, it stayed in the farm!

David: COL. :D

COL

Chuckle Out Loud

aaron: "OH MY GOD KATIE, YOU'RE SO STUUPID!"
marina and ali: "COL!"