term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.
Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!
to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
To grind weed, and/or open the grinder so that the grinded kush falls into the joint, similar to an egg being cracked over a bowl to make an omelette.
Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".
Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"
the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."
"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.
The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg
Alvin: wassup
Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...
To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"