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Verb: to defecate explosively.
“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?
v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .