the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.
bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?
to make a mustache out of pubic hair and place it on someone's upper lip (usually done to a "lightweight" who has passed out due to drinking and/or smoking marijuana). the term comes from the folk singer jim croce who sported a large black mustache. the first person to be croced beared a resemblance to jim croce.
jeff was passed out by eleven o'clock, so we croced his ass.
a fat teenager, but they don't act gay like most fat kids, they're pimps
Paul has the biggest tits I've ever seen, but he also gets a lot of pussy, making him a fat croce
The best singer-songwriter in history. He can often be found with a cigar in his mouth, since he is a badass.
Jim Croce's mustache made him a hit with the ladies as he sung about cool stuff.
An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.
Is that guy getting pegged? Must be Peter Croce
The sarcastic exaggeration of words like “we”, “and”, and other words used to mockingly emphasize false unity, fake commitment, or unwilling inclusion in a group or task.
Usually done with dragged-out pronunciation or typed in all caps for extra drama.
Gregg: Come to the party at 10:30, girls will be there!
Jake: WE will all be there at 10:30!
Tom: Look at that Croce Enunciation yo!