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A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.
Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!
1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.
1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there
2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!
Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?
random woman: no!
jim: please?
random woman: ...fine.
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`
`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`