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The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!
I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole
That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.
An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.
When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.
Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!
What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.