used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.
"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."
Someone who is addicted to MySpace, a social networking website. Also someone who attempts, or reaches 20,000 friends on the social networking website MySpace.
"Man, that kid is so dear diary."
"Yeah I know, I heard he has internet addiction."
The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.
Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.
To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.
An alternate to note to self
Deary diary, butt licka is still gay
A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”