Democrats and Republicans

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.

I hate Democrats and Republicans!

Democratic Republican

So basically, Donald Trump. He doesn't fit either the Republican ideologies or the Democratic ideologies but rather has instances of both

He was more of a Democratic Republican since he showed signs of both parties philosophical ideals

Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?