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Dick Move

Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.

Dick move, Don. Totally a dick move.

by dlairman March 18, 2018


Dick Move

d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness

Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium

Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!

by Scwan Dunkin April 11, 2013


Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.

John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!

by Triggerdown June 11, 2015


Dick Move

Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.

"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."

by JennyBelly September 12, 2009


Dick Move

When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.

Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.

by vudukungfu October 26, 2015


Dick Move

A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD

oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch

by Random Words Blah Blah August 04, 2020


Dick Move

1. When a dick moves.

2. You tell someone named Dick to move out of the way.

3. When someone does a douchebag thing to you.

1. When a man dick moves.

2. A friend named Dick comes over to hang out. Dick is in the way to where you have to go, so you tell him,"Dick move."

3. A friend does not invite you to a party, but everyone else that you know is invited. You tell that person, that was a "Dick move."

by LiL C DoE August 28, 2010