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A stupid girl who travels with a stupid monkey
and a talking map
Dora The Explorer is gey
A young mexican (or the like) girl who has ODed on on shrooms, 'cause she is always seen singing to inanimate objects, such as, her backpack and a map. Also, the subject of bestiality and Dora often comes up because of her questionable relationship with a purple monkey named Boots, that wears red boots on his feet. It is also questionable, the whole thing with "Swiper" the fox, she always wards him away. He doesn't really do anything, except throw things. Perhaps he was an ex of the appearing four-year-old.
Dora: +Spaces.+
Boots: Uh...Dora, the kids are watching. +Poke.+
Dora: What? Oh! Hola, mi amigos...
Boots: C'mon Dora, we need to go see our Dealer!
Dora: Si, chango pelon!
Boots: I'm not bald.
Dora: +Laughs.+ Come on, vamanos, everybody, let's go!
Boots: Wait, dumbass. We don't know which way to go. Especially when we're screwed up. Ask the map, ask the map!
Dora: Oh. Right. Say Map!
A messed up show for toddlers.
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
DORA THE EXPLORER
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
A gay little kid with the worst TV show on earth. It's really not educational. I mean... Blue's Clues is more educational than that and it's got talking shovels. Dora is enimies with a fox named Swiper. Swiper, at some point in the show, comes and steals something that is LEAST valuable to Dora, or something that she can regain within 5 minutes. But anyway, she goes after Swiper (if he even accomplishes actually stealing something). Or, if her item is "valuable", she says "Swiper no swiping!" or something related to that, and sticks out her hand like a little homosexual. And she's got herself a little companion whose name is Boots, a monkey who wears red boots. OOH! That is so creative that I cannot handle it *sarcastically*! And he complains about mostly everything throughout the whole 30 minutes. She also carries a backpack and a map, and yes, these items... talk. The map only shows 3 places which is so helpful (not). And last of all, she asks you questions that have obvious answers. For example, she will ask you "Where is my sock?" Then, the camera will zoom in on her sock lying there, two inches away from her, and draw your attention to it by making 17 billion arrows point at it. And don't be surprised cause they will fit ALL of them on the screen.
Summary: Dora the Explorer is a gay homo who is also very stupid, with talking animals and objects and she goes places using her map. Soon she runs into Swiper the Fox or she has a problem that needs to be solved using the items in her backpack, which we all know Swiper tries to steal.
THE END!
Dora the Explorer is a so-called "educational" pre-schooler's show which we all know. Dora, the "expolra", or whatever they call it in the theme song, goes on adventures full of dangerous bullshit and have parents that apperantally approve of it. She has a bitchy monkey in red boots that is cleverly named Boots. She has a purple backpack she carries everywhere, no matter where she is, that talks. And we all know the famous map, which repeats itself at least 20 or 30 times before telling us what's on the fucking map, and then it gives us three locations... so we basically had to listen to him to tell us he's the map to see these three locations. And did you ever notice how "the map"itself is STANDING on a map? How fucking clever.
Very obvious questions are also asked during the show. For example, Dora will unknowingly ask us "Do you see my house?" when she is standing at least 10 feet beside it. Suddenly, the camera pans to the left until there is nothing left BUT her house. Then, a huge neon flashing arrow will point to her house. And then, a blue mouse cursor will beat us to it while we're sitting there in front of the TV trying to explain to Dora where it is, and it will click on the house. Oh, Dora, there it is! Are you fucking blind? And at least once a show, we run into residential badass Swiper the Fox, who steals items from Dora and cleverly hides them in piles with similar items to confuse the shit out of her. There is also one way to stop Swiper from stealing Dora's possesions (but if you tried it in reality you'd get your ass kicked). This one way is to stick out your hand like a pussy, as if telling Swiper to stop (and, WOW, he stops), and then, for him to not keep going, you have to say "Swiper don't swipe it" or something gay like that, and he'll snap his fingers mafia-style and say "Aw man!" like a gaywad and run away. Dora is an insult to anyone's intelligence and no one knows why it's still aired, poor kids are being stupified. Fuck you, Dora, you little pansy!
Hey kids! It's Dora The Explorer! Where's Boots? That's right, he got stuck up Swiper's ass!
*Click*
a slaggy dumb whore who has to travel the spanish lands with her retarded homosexual monkey.
she's been known to have herpes and chlamydia, possibly contracted from her sexual escapades with Boots.
her cousin, Diego, has also known to possess child pornography, most likely of Dora.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED...
and that Benny the Bull. what the fuck were the creators on?!?
Dora: Hey Boots, gimme some lovin'
Boots: Dora, you've already got every STD possible
Dora: Awww... BOOOTSSS. please?!?
Boots: -unzips whatever he wears- alright Dora.
Dora: YAY.
isn't dora the explorer a dog?
A mexican girl and monkey prostitutes on drugs overwhelmed by a paranoid sense believing that a fox named swiper is trying to rape them.
Holy crap its Dora the Explorer!!!! Run before its to late!!!!