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The unfortunate occurrence when a prison inmate drops the soap in the shower. As they bend down to reach for the soap, they are forcibly penetrated in the ass by a horny, desperate inmate behind them. Thats why you shouldn't go to jail, kiddies!
Inmate: Ooops! I dropped the soap! I sure hope a big, strong, black man doesn't do me up the butt! Teehee!
*Bends down to grab the soap in a seductive manner and gets buttsexed*
Inmate: mmmm, dropping the soap is so fun!
(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) Having a lot of sexual intercourse with a lot of different persons.
2) Being situated in a risky situation, where one mistake can be fatal.
(Literal Meanig:)
Dropping the soap in prison. When you drop the soap in prison and you pick it up, you're bending over, which is the perfect oppertunity for your fellow prisoners to take you from behind and penetrate you in an unpleasant way.
(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) You're dropping the soap a lot lately, stop being so slutty!
2) Please help me! If i drop the soap now, im screwed!
If you drop the soap that means you get anal raped in the prison shower, I know from experience
Jayden dropped the soap and got the double whammy slammy from Tyrone
When you drop the soap in prison and a mans rapes you.
*drop the soap* oh no * picks it up* uhhhh ah get that out of me uhhh.
To "Drop the soap" is to accidently, or absent mindedly, put yourself in a vulnerable position. Derived from the idea that in a prison shower, if you were to drop the soap, and bend over to pick it up, you would expose your anus to rape.
"We're surrounded, don't make any sudden moves, and for christ's sake don't drop the soap!"
To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.
"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"
An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.
And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.
Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me
I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation
So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion
Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...