EARGHth!

Earth: the third planet in order from the Sun, upon which humans live. Represented in astronomy and astrology by ♁ and ⊕.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

EARGHth!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Earth.

"EARGHth!" - says a pirate