giant pube afro
when you never shave
*Jordans foom foom was the biggest thing mary had ever put her mouth on*
Acronym for FOG OUT OF MOUTH in winters, when you can see your breath as vapor.
Megan: Hey! Is it winter yet?
Daniel: I am Fooming already! Must mean winter's here!
To suck face on a bus either to, from, or in between marching band competitions.
"The people in the seat of me are fooming. Gotta alert the entire bus. FOOMING! FOOMING!"
Foom is the sound that's made when your head explodes, like if someone's using too many sexual innuendos in a conversation on MSN.
1: I used a 10 foot pole to get that fish from the canal.
2: *foom*
His head hath just exploded.
The act of using your foot as a broom because you are too lazy to go to the closet to get a real broom to sweep something up.
I foomed the crumbs off to the side.
This floor looks dirty here. I think I will give this a quick foom.