When you get a five minute hand job from a hooker.
Sorry i was late to work. I was getting a fast five.
An overrated movie riding off douchey enthusiasts hobbies (Needlessly lifting too much weights, cars they'll never afford, Trapt's 'Headstrong); Also street slang for Handjob
Tina gave me a Fast Five at Fast Five
a hand job
He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.